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Fri Nov 6, 2009, 11:08 PM
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Mmmm, I'm finally being pretentious enough to sell them. If there's anything that I don't have enabled that you think might sell, please comment. More importantly, please state what you think I currently have enabled and should not sell.

Thank you for your contribution. D;

Commissions

~These would be avi-art for Gaia, your original characters, etc. I cannot legally charge for copy-righted characters like Naruto, Cloud, Light, etc. However, if you are a real life friend, I'd be happy to do a piece for you as a gift and you would maybe give me a *cough* gift of sorts.

Sketches:
[link] ~ Bust -> $2
~ Waist-up -> $3
[link] ~ Full-body -> $5
~ +colour -> +50%

Line-art:
[link] ~ Waist-up -> $6
[link] ~ Full-body -> $12

Finished:
[link] ~ Waist-up -> $18
[link] ~ Full-body -> $30

Portrait Paintings:
[link]
~ debatable, but around $40-100, give or take ( as in, I have no Earthly clue... )
~ more examples: [link] [link] [link]

[link] Pencil IRL portraits:
(sketch of you, your loved one, or a celebraty from a photograph)
~ $35


Payment:
~ payable through mailed check.
~ payable by cash only IRL.
~ payable through Paypal
~ You will not receive your piece until I have received full payment.

Thank you!

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My Life According To The Producers

Sun Oct 4, 2009, 8:57 PM
I was a little disturbed to find that the only band-ish thing within my library with at least 18 songs that had English titles (mostly) was The Producers album that I ripped from the library.

SO!

My Life According To The Producers

Using only song names from ONE artist, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to some people you like. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)."


HERE WE GO...

1. Pick your Artist:
The Producers (it's a coupla' artists, but SAME DIFFERENCE)

2. Are you a male or female:
Overture (I'm not telling! >D)

3.Describe yourself:
I Wanna be A Producer (of art!)

4. How do you feel:
Keep it Gay

5. Describe where you currently live lived:
In Old Bavaria

6. If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Where Did We Go Right?

7. Your favorite form of transportation:
Der Guten Tag Hop-Clop

9. your best friend is?
The King of Broadway

9. You and your best friends are:
Prisoners Of Love

10. what is the weather like?
Opening Night

11. If your life were a TV show, what would it be called:
Springtime For Hitler

12. What is life to you:
We Can [maybe?] Do It

13. Your LAST or current relationship:
'Til Him (still not there...)

14. Your fear:
Betrayed

15. What is the best advice you have to give:
Never Say Good luck On Opening Night

16. Thought for the Day:
Haben Sie Gehört Das Deutsche Band [Gehört]? (bad grammar... )

17. How I would like to die:
Goodbye!

18. My soul's present condition:
Along Came Bialy

19. My motto:
When You've Got It, [DON"T] Flaunt It


YOUR TURN.

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Sweet n' Sour

Mon Sep 21, 2009, 12:25 PM
10,000 page-views! Yay. C:

On the other note, I came home today to find Rosy dead. For you none-real-life people, don't worry, it's not a person, just a pet. But I'm very very sad now. (v._.)v

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Three points

Sat Sep 5, 2009, 7:22 PM
1st off...

I love Lewis and Clark right now with all my heart. I'm. finally. done. I read a nonfiction biography about Meriwether Lewis, Undaunted Courage. It would probably be one of my favorite books of all time if not for the time pressure I had to read it under. But another thing that supported it was the trip I just took in the Western US. I had been to so many of those places! One passage Lewis wrote at the White Cliffs just left me breathless:

"The hills and river Clifts which we passed today exhibit a most romantic appearance," he began. They were two to three hundred feet high, nearly perpendicular, shining pure white in the sun. "The water in the course of time in decending those hills . . . has trickled down the soft sand clifts and woarn it into a thousand grotesque figures, which with the help of a little immagination and an oblique view . . . are made to represent eligant ranges of lofty freestone buildings . . . statuary . . . long galleries . . . the remains or ruins of eligant buildings . . . some columns standing . . . others lying prostrate an broken . . . nitches and alcoves of various forms and sizes. . . . as we passed on it seemed as if those seens of visionary inchantment would never have had and end . . . vast ranges of walls of tolerable workmanship, so perfect indeed are those walls that I should have thought that nature had attempted herre to rival the human art of masonry had I not recollected that she had first began her work."

And don't worry, I have spell check. Despite how brilliant Lewis was, no one could spell at that name. ^^;

But nonetheless, the book was action-packed, beautiful, and even after he committed suicide (oh, how I hate the subject), I was touched.

"Of courage undaunted, possessing a firmness and perseverance of purpose which nothing but impossibilities could divert from its direction, . . . honest, disinterested, liberal, of sound understanding and a fidelity to truth so scrupulous that whatever he should report would be as certain as if seen by ourselves, with all these qualifications as if selected and implanted by nature in one body for this express purpose, I could have no hesitation in confiding the enterprise to him." -Jefferson

2nd off...

For IRL people only!

On the note of the West and of journals... okay, I didn't actually write one myself because I just.. can't... not besides these short blurbs. Even in my whole period of Germany and all the crazy... yea... , all that I've ever written is on a postcard that I never mailed. But you've all heard enough anyways! =D

Anyways, here's my Canada/States trip. You can tell immediately who its written by and it gets better as it goes. I like day four.
[link]

3rd off...

If you've gotten this far... why? Why are you reading this?! You must surely have something better to do! Nonetheless, I havn't said anything insane yet, so here's an HD dream I had the other night:

This family moves into a new house, closer into the city. They're fairly rich and its big and luxurious. Upon entering, they check it out and go into the basement. The children scream. Its well furnished with marble, carpet, and whatnot, even a Jacuzzi in the middle of the room. But the Jacuzzi as a man in it- and an anaconda. The man is unconscious, maybe in a coma (I couldn't really tell) and the snake awake, but calmly staring at them. However, they soon realize that it won't hurt them. They can jump and scream and shout and even hit it, but it simply stays in its calm, tamed manner. They try to take the man out and that's when they realize the snake gets angry. So they leave him in and as long as they leave in him, the snake is calm.

Soon the children start going down regularly to play with the anaconda and swim in the big Jacuzzi. The family even starts having guests over and let them swim with the anaconda. However, its for a small fee and all the while, no one mentions anything to the authorities about this giant reptile and coma-man. They feed the snake regularly to make it big and beautiful. They try to feed the man, but dwindle because its a hassled process with the tube and all. As they gain money, they try to fold him up in the corner and put a sheet over him as not to disturb to guests. Over a period of months, he slowly waists away.

One day, the family gets home and the children run downstairs to play with the anaconda as usual. the man is awake and standing in front of the Jacuzzi with the anaconda at the side. The scene ends there and I wake up with the knowledge that the anaconda and man kill the whole family.

Aaaaand I'll end the journal on that happy note. :lol:

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Stolen from my/the supreme leader of the universe

Wed Aug 12, 2009, 12:28 AM
Stolen from my/the supreme leader of the universe and on-the-side-mobster, ~Captainawesome16

Yay, butterflies, summer, yay...
I never wrote a journal about Germany, but I suppose you guys have heard enough...

NOW, time for the quiz...

Ten things I wish I could say to people:

I've already done this part! SKIP.

Nine things about myself:

1. I love people, yet I'm so very afraid of them. Dx Don't look down on me! *cringe*

2. I'm principally very cynical, yet I always end up completely trusting people on a dime.

3. I like to write CSS code. :typerhappy:

4. I'm a total sheep whenever anyone wants to do something or decide on what food to get, but I make a (not very tasteful) rebellion in my secret interests and art/music tastes.

5. I sometimes feel weird doing these sorts of quizzes... Who really wants to listen? (not in an "oh, woe is me" sort of way, but seriously, who ever wants to read someone talking about themselves besides their best friend? btw, hello! *waves* You know who you are. )

6. I love to travel all over the place and have no schedule, yet often hide away in my little underground burrow for a sense of security.

7. I'm nocturnal.

8. I hope I can make art my living. I'm going to be very poor.

9. My morals are so backwards. I think logically very cynically and on the principles of a Dark Other about the human race, yet emotionally very hopefully and on the principals of a Light Other. If I were an Other, I would surely disintegrate. Dx Maybe I should be part of the Inquisition.

Eight ways to win my heart:

1. Write to me. Or talk. However, writing is a bit easier, more thought out, and doesn't include those awkward pauses...

2. Be yourself.

3. Sit with me with a bucket of some chocolate-oriented ice cream and watch a rental movie, maybe take a nap.

4. Very inexpensive, but thoughtful actions and/or gifts. Home-made cards are adored.

5. Animals. Even if you have cats or bunnies (allergies), my hands are animal magnets.

6. Historical references and/or related clothing items. C:

7. Reliability.

8. All the things above don't really matter, if you're just one thing. Sweet. Hopelessly, geekily, dorkily, wonderfully sweet. Fat or skinny, tall or short. If you're just deep down sweet and loving. Kind. You just understand. You're not trying to impress, trying to aggress, self-centered, you're just sweet. :hug:

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:

1. Ugh, I'm such a looser.../I feel guilty about something...
2. PAAAAASSSSSTTTAAAAA!!!
3. I love this person! I love them so much I can't stand it!!! *heart bursting*
4. I should draw this. *never does*
5. Whatever ~captainawesome16 happens to be thinking at any given moment. We're telepathic, see.
6. I feel cold and/or tired. *rubs arms and/or eyes*
7. I love this song!!!

Six things I do before I fall asleep:

1. Go to the bathroom.
2. Take a shower.
3. Drink some hot cocoa or eat some cheese.
4. Fluff pillows up and read for a while.
5. Double-check internet.
6. Think about life, come up with plots, and/or just fantasize.

Five places I want to visit: (That I haven't already! >:{D)

1. Russia
2. Australia
3. India
4. Italy
5. Wales (I've been to the UK, but.. eh..)

Four things I'm wearing right now:

1. Victorian wallpaper sweater. C}:
2. "Schnee" T-shirt
3. really really long scarf (guess which, captainawesome?)
4. skinny jeans

Three bands that I listen to often:

1. Some-foreign-band-this
2. Some-foreign-band-that
3. Some-other-foreign-band-that-nobody-would-know

Two things I want to do before I die:

1. Make sure to be a person who always gives more than they take away.
2. Make as many people as happy as I can and be made happy in return.
(eh, I just have to copy captainawesome on this one again... )

One confession:

1. Kurt, I think it was your double-colored-swirl gel-pen that I stole from the cubby-bins at the back of the classroom in 3rd grade. The same year you had a broken arm? I'm so soooorrrryyyy! Dx

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